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Israel and Hamas AFK, Promise to Resume After Lunch Break

Kojo Sarfo Gyamfi — Thu, 09 Oct 2025 14:02:38 GMT

In a rare moment of digital diplomacy, both Israel and Hamas simultaneously announced they were going AFK — away from keyboard — declaring a temporary ceasefire “for hydration, reflection, and shawarma.” The truce, effective immediately, allows both sides to stretch, check notifications, and decide whether they still remember why they were fighting in t…

France Launches National Lottery to Choose Next Prime Minister After Macron’s Application Rejected by Himself

Kojo Sarfo Gyamfi — Wed, 08 Oct 2025 13:02:44 GMT

France has officially launched a nationwide lottery to select its next prime minister after President Emmanuel Macron accidentally rejected his own application while filling out the eligibility form. According to the Élysée Palace, the President was “reviewing all submissions with impartiality” when he noticed one marked “Emmanuel M., 47, Paris” and dis…

White House Demands Nobel Medicine Prize Recount, Says RFK Jr. Cheated by “Big Immune System”

Kojo Sarfo Gyamfi — Tue, 07 Oct 2025 13:03:06 GMT

WASHINGTON — The White House has called for a full recount of this year’s Nobel Prize in Medicine after discovering, to its horror, that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was not the winner. Press Secretary Byron Bliss accused the Nobel Committee of “disenfranchising millions of natural healers,” claiming the prize had been “rigged by Big Immune System — the shadow…