White House Demands Nobel Medicine Prize Recount, Says RFK Jr. Cheated by “Big Immune System”

WASHINGTON — The White House has called for a full recount of this year’s Nobel Prize in Medicine after discovering, to its horror, that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was not the winner. Press Secretary Byron Bliss accused the Nobel Committee of “disenfranchising millions of natural healers,” claiming the prize had been “rigged by Big Immune System — the shadow…